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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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