So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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