-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Anti Joke

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