whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Obama = ebola

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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