What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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