A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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