- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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