- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Women's rights

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

404 Error: Joke not found

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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