- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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