Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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