- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.