Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Hail Hitler

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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