Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Caolan and Eamon

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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