Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Jack Stevens

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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