knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Massie is a fatass

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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