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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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