- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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