- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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