- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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