Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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