- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Caolan and Eamon

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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