- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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