- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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