- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

How about that airline food?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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