- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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