- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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