How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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mexicans fishing

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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