What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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