- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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