- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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