- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

FIONN'S LIFE

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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