- Anti Joke

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house