- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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