Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Dyslexia ruels!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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