- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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