- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Rebecca Black's career.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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