- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

you give like i give lomain

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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