Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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