The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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