- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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