Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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THe Election

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Your Mom

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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whats white and sticky glue

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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