- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

1+1=2

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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