- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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