A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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