Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Urban ghettos

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Yo mama so fat.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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