- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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