Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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