- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Can midgets still have big dreams?

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

whats worse than a kane nothing

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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