- Anti Joke

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Obama = ebola

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.