Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Albert your flies undone.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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