- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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