I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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