Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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everyone dislike this

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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