What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why so serious ?

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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