- Anti Joke

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Obama = ebola

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.