What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Roses are red.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

destiny

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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