- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

I have cancer. And you're next.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Once, I went to Peru.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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