Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

knock knock come in !

kieran is a homosexual

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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