Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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