- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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