- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Honk if you're Amish!

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I dont have a girlfriend

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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