What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Praise Paisley

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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