A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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