A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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