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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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