What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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