What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Knock Knock No solicitors

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Penis.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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