Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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I am a mime

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What is older than history?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Loperson

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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