- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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