- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

knock knock go away!!!

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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