Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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