- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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