What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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