I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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A man did not like this site

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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