You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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