What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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