- Anti Joke

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

I like poop in my butt

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

You're welcome. On to the next house.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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