- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

women's rights.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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