- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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