Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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