How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A man walks into a bar

Good job, son.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Pickle

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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