- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Small Penis.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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