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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Justin with a hat.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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