- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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