How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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HOLY COW!

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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