- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

the midget went to the midget store

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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