- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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