- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

I went to work today....

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

H o m o comes out as homo

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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