Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

YOLO You only like Oreos

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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