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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Small Penis.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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