Cancer. Super Cancer.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

You know what's natural? Bears.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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