Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

the midget went to the midget store

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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