What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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