Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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