Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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