- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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