A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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