Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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