Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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