- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

white or wheat? wheat please.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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