- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Good job, son.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

A man walks into a bar

Pickle

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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