- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

whats your budget like? a budget.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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