Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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