How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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