Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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