thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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