- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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