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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Men's rights

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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