- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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