what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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