- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

knock knock go away!!!

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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