What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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