- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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