What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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knock knock go away!!!

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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