Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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