- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Pickles are moist.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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