There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Granny porn!

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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