What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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