Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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read me write me

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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