Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

what is 3+3= 8

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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