- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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