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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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