- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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