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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

what is 3+3= 8

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Urban ghettos

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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