- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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