Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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