how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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