- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

It got hit by a rocket.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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