Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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