Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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