There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Anyone can post anything.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

people magazine

I love alchohol!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

kieran is a homosexual

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

School

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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