What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Alchohol.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Lololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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