- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Hello.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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