A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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