What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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