Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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