- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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