- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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