- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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