what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Sam Hengal.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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