Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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