Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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