- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Pickle

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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