- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

what are three short words? i a am

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