- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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