- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

hers a joke... japanese people

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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