why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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