- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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