- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

hi mom

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why did you poop because you are a poop

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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