What's worse than this That :(

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Small Penis.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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