What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

alex is cool

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

the game

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Me

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Okay, after this one then...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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