What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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