- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

this website is a bad joke

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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