- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Neither did she.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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