- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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