- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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