- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What would u like to drink?

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

im @ work, LOL.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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