Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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