What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Women's Rights

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What's funny? Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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