What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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