- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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