- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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