- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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