why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Barack Obama.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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